There are so many hot and sexy girls on Tinder – why haven’t you had one for yourself???
Do they ditch you after your first couple of messages? I’ve got you, man!
In this article, I’ll enlighten you on:
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The Struggle of Picking up Women Online How to Pick the Hottest Girls on Tinder The Best of the Best Pick-up Lines
Well, the hot chicks are waiting. Let’s get busy!
Tinder is a great platform for everyone seeking any type of connection – quick flings and serious relationships alike.
Tinder may be seen as just a hookup site (like BeNaughty or Ashley Madison) by many people, but many others also use it to find serious relationships (like eHarmony).
I won’t lie to you, things here might be even harder than picking up girls in real life.
You need to know what Tinder openers to use to make them interested.
Before you decide to use some cheesy Tinder pick-up lines such as “Is your dad a terrorist…” let me stop you there.
Spare yourself the embarrassment and don’t use this or anything similar.
Before I give you all the best Tinder pick-up lines, you need to know that not all the lines will work on all the girls.
This is why I am going to give you the pick-up lines for Tinder according to the diverse girl types you’ll find on Tinder.
Per girl type.
Well, did you know that the best Tinder openers to use on a girl are those that show your appreciation of her most prominent characteristics (positive, of course)?
I presume how anxious you are already, so I won’t delay any further.
Or, no pictures at all.
These girls upload only a photo or two just so as to tickle your imagination.
The problem is that you won’t be fully assured in the authenticity of the photos or even the overall profile.
Maybe they are lazy, maybe they are shy, so be extra careful.
Whichever the case, when picking-up these girls, try some of the funny Tinder lines listed here.
1. Truth or dare?
If I lose, you gotta tell me if you are a dude pretending to be a chick?
Don’t be offended, I could do guys too…but, I’d rather not.
Oops, I shouldn’t have said that.
This one’s a bit longish, but it will bring a smile to her face.
She won’t resist asking if you are bi which then gives you a chance to ask her out and prove you’re not.
2. What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu grieves?
These lame and obvious jokes are awesome from one simple reason.
Girls love them.
A girl with very few photos will sooner reply to one of these Tinder pick-up lines than those asking about the lack of photos.
Let her guess the answer (it’s Keanu Sleeves) and move on from there.
3. Bot check coming up.
Retype as follows – I wanna Netflix and Chill.
Funny, simple, doesn’t focus on the flaw in her profile.
In this case, you will see a bunch of group photos where you don’t know who you are talking to.
You might just give up immediately, but let’s make the match count.
Try picking her up like this.
1. You must be the sexy stud on the left.
Before you send this, screenshot one of her group photos and draw a circle around some random dude you find there.
She’ll know it’s a joke and she won’t resist proving you wrong.
2. The best line on Tinder you ever got?
When she replies (and, she will) send it back to her.
3. I’ll let you play with my balls if you tell me which one here is you.
Send a photo of two (foot/basket)balls after this one.
A bit straightforward, but funny at the same time.
Damn, girl, add the bio.
Well, there is no bio at all or it’s rather short/uninformative.
You can try both Tinder jokes or something more serious even.
But with these, you won’t miss.
1. I really wanted to know how much you love your pussycat!
And your bio doesn’t say anything.
Then send her a photo of a cat and say that’s yours.
She’ll know you’re messing around but she won’t leave you without feedback.
2. If I guess your favourite activity, will you let me join you in doing it?
This will show her that you are interested in more than just her looks.
Get creative in guessing after this.
3. She didn’t have a bio,
but I wanted to have a try-o,
So I sent her a text-o,
and she decided to say No.
Rate my poem. Just wrote it now J
Silly, funny and effective.
4. Damn, girl, an impressive bio you got there 😀
A bit sarcastic, but works all the time.
No brainer here.
As soon as you see a girl with bangs, short hair, and old-fashioned glasses, that’s a geek all right.
It is a cliche, but it’s true.
Should you decide to pick up some of these girls, you need to go with some real good pick-up lines for Tinder.
These are just some of the suggestions.
1. How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
Rhetorical questions are great conversation starters and are definitely among the best Tinder openers.
2. I would really like to convert my potential energy into kinetic energy with you.
This one will make you seem smart, knowledgeable, and sharing the same interests.
3. Oh, babe, your Bosons are so giving me a Hadron.
A wordplay, and a well-played one!
4. A female body has 209 bones.
Could I interest you in lending you another one?
Subtle and not subtle.
Check their bio section, this is where you’ll find a precise, but witty and interesting language.
Your hints are the immaculate grammar and punctuation rules applied.
This doesn’t mean they are stuck-up or anything.
They just like to use the language properly.
And as for opening lines for Tinder to use on smart girls, this is something you can give a shot to.
1. Hi, there. Can you help me out with research? What is the worst Tinder pick-up line you’ve heard?
a. I’ll take you to the candy shop, I’ll let you lick the lollipop
b. Is your dad a terrorist, cause you got a killer booty
c. Hi, there. Can you help me out with research? What is the worst Tinder pick-up line you’ve heard?
Clever and engaging.
What you need, exactly!
2. My fair lady, a humble Gentleman such as myself wishes to speak to you and extend an invitation to a regular night of wining and dining and our bodies intertwining.
Or, whatever pleases your ladyship.
Language on point, and moreover humorous.
What more do you need?
3. If you could choose a famous writer to write a book about you, who would you choose?
Again, engaging and lets her know that she is of more value to you than just to take to bed and be done with her.
4. Would you rather lose the ability to speak or lose the ability to read? Elaborate.
These are great conversation starters.
Use them bountifully.
Or, you can try this one.
Just like with geek girls, Goth girls are easy to recognise by their distinctive looks.
You will not be able to pick-up these girls with cheesy lines but you will have to make an extra effort. Try these.
1. A lovely neck you got there. Mind if I bite it? Or pull your necklace a bit tighter?
You just complimented her looks and hinted at the things you’d do when alone with her.
2. I used to think Evanescence’s Bring Me to Life was a genuine goth song. Actually, I still do.
Prove me right/wrong.
A more subtle one than the previous, but will raise her interest.
3. You look like a girl I’d let tie me and do stuff to me.
No place for misinterpretation here.
4. Is your body a grave?
Cause, I’d bury myself so deep inside it.
Such girls will upload highly non-provocative photos, those where they are fully clothed, etc.
In addition, if you are shrewd enough, you’ll see that their bios are kinda left unsaid.
In this case, your pick-up lines must be considerate.
Take a look at this.
1. Did you know that as a kid, I use to hide behind a sofa every time we had guests?
With this, you tell her that you understand how she feels and you don’t mind.
2. How about we get together and hide under some blankets?
Hinting at it, but still being appreciative.
3. I hate interacting with people, but I wouldn’t mind interacting with you if you’ll have me?
Stating the obvious, and not being assertive at the same time.
4. I kept waiting for you to write, but then I mustered the little courage I had.
Turning the tables.
Works all the time.
You will recognise these by their bio which is all about their pets or their favourite books, etc.
Once you text them, they will rarely draw the sexual connotation from your words.
Should you still decide to pick up an innocent girl on Tinder, you can try some of these lines.
1. You’re so cute and beautiful that I forgot my pick-up line